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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.

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(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars...

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.68.

(When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat?

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you.

Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36.